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Excuse student, which subject are we being tested on?
I don't know.
Countdown: 5 minutes
Student, student, please tell me.
I don't know.
The student over there, I have tolerated you for so long already.
You cannot yell in the middle of an exam.
I'm going to go to the library now, otherwise there won't be any seats left.
Library?
These are the information for the brain exchange topic we have set previously.
Take a look at it when you are free, do an experiment explanation write-up for me tomorrow.
What is with everyone? You're not going to chase women?
You don't need to go to social events?
We have exams.
But judging by your IQ, you probably don't even have to revise.
Uh.. I see.
- Then when is the exam? - Tomorrow.
Huh? What the heck? Why was there no warning?
I think you were too busy to remember, boss.
♬ If you want to cry, then cry. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to speak, then speak. Don't be so boring ♬
♬ You brought upon yourself the big problems in life ♬
♬ Let love burn as much as you let it ♬
♬ If you want to love, then love. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to sleep, then sleep. Don't be so cranky ♬
♬ We have been running along a road ♬
♬ Which is the most romantic wild roar of the youth ♬
Proud of Love
I'm going to die.
- What are you nervous about? - I totally have not prepared.
Even though you are my boss, I still have to express my opinions.
Usually, I hate good students like you.
Before the exam, you are more nervous than anyone else, then you say you did badly during the exam. But afterwards, your exam results turn out to be better than anyone else's.
I don't care, you have to help me. You must have a solution.
Boss, usually I can help you with anything you like.
But during exam times, you have the biggest advantage.
But to us, the bad students, it is a battle.
You have no idea about the cruelty of it.
I'll leave it at that.
He's not saving me.
- Why are you here? - Help someone in need.
If you stuff up my experiment,
I will avoid answering all the correct answers in your public course.
Avoid all the correct answers?
Deity, I'm kneeling down and begging you not to kill me!
I can't see your sincerity.
Deity He!
Okay, as an exchange,
this is tomorrow's experiment discussion. Remember every single line by heart.
My god, there's so many words.
This is your beloved taiyaki, my biggest sincerity.
You're not going to make me murder people, are you?
It's not going to be that serious. But to adapt to the new class,
I have slightly prepared for the dancing elective.
But I don't have much judgement.
So can you take a look for me?
Be serious.
What are you doing? You said no laughing.
Just jump straight into the dance. Who can watch without laughing?
Shut up.
I have prepared for a long time for this dance.
I have chosen the most popular and trendy dance music.
Now, please enjoy this solo dance:
'Manual of Youth', by performer Shen Xi.
I'll put on the music.
♬ Follow me. Left hand, right hand, a slow motion. ♬
Is there a problem?
Bro, how can you still dance,
if you can't even differentiate between left and right?
Help me. Never was there once when I wasn't the top of the class. I can't bear this.
Then we need to see how much work you're willing to put in.
I'll put in however much I need.
That's settled then.
The most important thing when in an exam is to know your position.
- The so-called- - I am in row 3, no. 12.
That's not what I meant. Your position
We need to understand that those top-notch students are not our competitors.
Because there is no way we can surpass them.
So our competitors are those who have bad grades like us.
Surpassing them will naturally make us an excellent student.
Stop talking rubbish. I only want to know the strategy.
Don't mind.
There is only one method - cheating.
This time, our schools can hold the exam for the open class together. It's really a good thing that makes everyone happy.
We have to thank the principal for his hard work to match make us, who have the lowest dating rate in the city, and let us cheat together.
Collaboration of two schools, defend the dignity of lousy students.
I'm a good student.
Fighting.
201, 202, come on.
203.. You can do it.
254..
Fighting, quick.
You have 20 more left.
Look straight. Where's your hand? Swing them.
C.
- Impressive. - Thank you Dou Dou for showing us the traditional way of cheating.
The pros and cons to this method is very clear.
The pro is ease of operating. The con is that it relies too much on the timing.
Do you remember our exam last year?
Sit.
Then what other ways are there?
I have my reasons for taking you here.
Now, we will begin stage two of your training.
The reason why you can't dance is only partly because of your coordination skills.
More importantly, you have a mental problem.
- What is it? - You have a sense of shame.
Normal people all do.
You are an actor, and an actor's biggest enemy
is their sense of shame.
Then what do I do?
Look, what do you see?
A lot of passerby's.
No, they're not passerby's.
They're audiences.
I will act it out for you later, so you better watch carefully.
Then you must repeat what I do.
You're mental.
Now it's your turn.
No.
If you can't even overcome your sense of shame, how are you going to perform on stage?
I can't do it.
- You can. - I can't
- You can. - No I can't.
- You can do it. - I can do it!
Let me borrow you for a sec.
Hello sir. I know you must be thinking that I'm so into it,
but actually, I was forced to do this.
Do you understand? Do you understand?
Isn't this just a pot of grass?
That's what it looks like on the surface.
But actually, it's a monitor.
But don't monitors prevent people from cheating?
Sometimes it can help us as well.
Now, it's facing me. If it faces the exam script of the person beside me during exam...
This is my newest accomplishment.
How large is its range?
Cameras within a radius of five kilometres can be monitored.
Shen Xi?
How do you feel?
I feel like I'm a pervert.
Very good. Get up. Let's go.
Let's leave this place.
Use something to stay here.
- My shameful heart. - That's right.
Back then I was like that coming here.
Say goodbye to your shameless heart. This is the last time you'll see it.
Goodbye forever my shameless heart.
Goodbye forever.
Just now, was I manly?
Hey, just now was I female enough?
Passable.
Seriously mysterious.
If could be in the problem. How are we going to fool it to come into the classroom? Hasn't the examination hall already been set up?
This shouldn't be a problem to you guys, because you have our non-possession powers.
- Hey... what? - Throwing tantrums.
Because time was too rushed, so I merely made a...decision to let you guys have it.
Hou Zi, you really are a genious.
Hou Zi, you're so cool.
Don't be like that. Don't be like that.
So what was the point of me coming here today?
It's been tough on you.
So you guys want to copy mine, right?
Seems like it.
It seems like after body stamina training just now.
You'll understand my body a bit better. Next I'll teach you a dance.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
Right, right, left.
Left, left - wait.
Wait, you need to smile.
There you go.
Right, right, left
Left, left
Could you close it a bit. More like this.
Go, go, go.
Why do we need to make this sign?
Because I think it's cute. Don't you think it's cute?
Yet this is the special program I had planned for you.
Next.
- Teacher. - Look your plant is all droopy.
Let me tell you. I like growing flowers. My mother also likes growing flowers.
My mother's mother also likes growing flowers. So your plant is droopy.
Do you understand. When to water a plant is key. I really understand this.
You have to study for your exam so you don't have time. Be a good child. Answer the questions well.
- Hey, you know morse code? - No I don't.
- Then why are you tapping. - I'm anxious.
Chen Han is in the corner, we can't contact him. There's only Shen Xi in front of you.
We can't depend on Shen Xi. Her English scores never made it into double digits.
Done.
She's given up. She must have given up.
I have an idea.
Let's just use Shen Xi's answers. We'll just choose whichever answer she didn't choose.
Her answers will at least let us know what is incorrect.
This must be psychological problem. This is He Zhi Zhou's brain!
If I just relax, I'll recall the answer. I can do this!
I summon all my memories of English!
I'm screwed.
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
h, i...this isn't working.
Tang Tang? You are still the one who Tang Tang!
cares about me the most. We have experiment in the afternoon. Don't waste time, submit your script quickly.
Done.
This looks right, so it should be right!
Done.
What the heck?
The discrepancies between Boss and Lin Zi are quite big. What do we do?
Boss came back from America, today's exam
is like Chinese taking a language exam, and it's a primary school language exam.
What do you mean?
- Let's copy his answers. - Ok.
Done!
So how did we do? We copied what we could.
I don't know why, but we managed to get everything incorrect.
What?
Good thing we have another plan. Seems like we will need to rely on P.E. to save our grades.
This is a rigged timer, and this is a normal timer. Can you guys tell the difference between the two?
I know! The color is different!
You're right.
I'm talking about the speed. Yesterday Bao Bao and I sneaked into the equipment room
and swapped all the timers. Look closely.
- This timer is slower. - People will run faster. - Makes sense.
That's interesting.
Cat and rabbit brain swapping experiment.
15 November 2016, 10:58.
The level of drugs in the experimental objects are up to standards.
Yeah!
So what should I do now?
Prepare for the surgery. Take note of that bottle of blue liquid, it is highly volatile and it's strongly hallucinogenic.
- So when you open it, you need to - What did you say?
You need to wear a face mask.
What if you don't wear it?
If you don't wear it, you will become a rabbit!
- I'm a rabbit, I love to eat carrots! - Tang Tang!
I'm a rabbit, I love to eat carrots!
I'm a rabbit, I love to eat carrots.
Five minutes frog jumps. See who can jump the furthest.
Hou Zi, I won't let you off!
Although the timers were swapped, but teacher changed the exam item at the last minute.
Actually Hou Zi and strong man will be worse.
Planking. Ready. Start.
Follow. 5, 6, 7, 8!
As for Shen Xi, as He Zhi Zhou and Lin Yu Tang's experiment failed,
she rushed to help them and missed the exam. Also, she has a brand new hobby.
Back, front, front, front.
It's vacation time! We're done with exams!
Come to my house this holiday, I'll treat everyone to a sumptuous meal!
Hou Zi has a huge mansion, he's very generous.
Do you have a fish pond (yu tang) at home? - Yu Tang belongs to He Zhi Zhou!
This vacation isn't as simple as it seems. Because...
Interesting scenes behind!
♬ If you were a rainbow that is hard to be seen ♬
♬ I am willing to be a passerby's gasp of surprise ♬
♬ If you were also a star that could be seen, but unattainable ♬
♬ We were already fated to not match with one another ♬
♬ However, I am already an ordinary person, ♬
♬ Able to understand everything, yet my heart still hurts deeply ♬
♬ We talked cheerfully and joked around together, and shared our inner thoughts with one another ♬
♬ However, our souls do not dare to acknowledge each other ♬
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